If you're below 12, you wont understand any of whats on this page.....so why commit a crime and watch it? Go watch cartoons on TV....God knows they'r becoming as bad as these stories
If you're between 12 - 15, you'v been doing this for a while, and propably have ur pants open and ur dick out.....yuck....is that a cigarette?? Go away you loser.
If you're between 15 - 18, you would rather kill your mum than leave this page......but i still gotta try......shoo.....go away....scram......however....incase the legal age for this stuff in ur place is 15, ur free to go ahead......and tell me about this magical place too...i'd like to shift there....i'm below 18 too :)
If you're above 18,YOU LOSER........go get a girlfriend
If you're a female, and have to stoop to this level.....god help u......u must b really ugly.
Now that That's done with, lets get on with it.